Thursday, May 10, 2007

Heineken - It's all about the beer !






Was checkin out paid to blog opportunities a few days, when I came across this CREAMaid opportunity, where you get paid [can you imagine, paid !] for sharing your experience on Heineken..

What more do you want ?

Now going to a bar and having Heineken.... are you kiddin.. tell us somethin new.. somethin we don't do regularly !

Then it came to me, what is there to actually say about Heineken !

Whatever I am going to write would never convince the strong brand relationship Heineken has with its consumers

So a single picture is better than a 100 words

Being a hard-core Heineken fan myself.... hope you understand.

Viva le Heineken and thanks CREAMaid




Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Quick thinking

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston .. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350 .. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them," the man complains ... "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again .. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies ... No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay .. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager ... The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50."..... "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife." .. "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.. Well, too bad," the man replies... "She was here and you could have."

Quick thinking..... Similarly in marketing, it is those who can come up with such glib, make it to the top !

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Psychology

An ugly guy walks into a bar and asks a sexy blonde hottie whether if he can buy her a drink.

She shouts, No, I won’t sleep with you, you disgusting pig.

A few minutes later, she apologizes, explaining that she’s a psychology student researching humiliation.

He shouts back, What do you mean you’ll do an oral for an extra $20 ??

Friday, May 4, 2007

Coitus Interruptus





Now you know, why they say never believe an Adman !

Why, some advertising companies even have names supporting their cause - SUCTCHI AND SUTCHI !

Yes, we believe you.

You are too sexy for us

Without your bull, where would we plain mortals be !


Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Cunstruction Problems

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.

So he spots another colleague on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He takes his left index finger.. and points to his eye meaning "I", then points to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f**k is your problem!!! All I needed was a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"