Another lession to be made note for those who are too conscientious.......
NASA officials were interviewing three prospective astronauts to sent to Mars on a dangerous one-way trip. Only one of the three would go, and that candidate would never return to Earth. The interviewer asked the first candidate, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid to go.
"One million dollars," replied the engineer, "and I want it donated to my alma mater, Rice University."
The interviewer asked the next candidate the same question.
"Two million dollars," answered the doctor, "and I want to give one million to my family and leave the other million to medical research."
The third candidate, a lawyer, was asked the same question.
"Three million dollars!" replied the lawyer.
"Why so much?" the interviewer inquired.
The lawyer replied, "If you give me three million, I'll keep a million, give you a million, and we'll send the engineer."
Amen !
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Friday, March 30, 2007
Marital Sex...
A mother had 3 daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. The mother was a bit worried on how they were going to cope with sex.. as thet never had it before... So, she made them all promise to send her a postcard with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said.. Good till the last drop.
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mum took out some of her latest magazines, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
The mother fainted...
They were all getting married within a short time period. The mother was a bit worried on how they were going to cope with sex.. as thet never had it before... So, she made them all promise to send her a postcard with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: "Nescafe"!
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said.. Good till the last drop.
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Rothmans"
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: "Extra Long. King Size"
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "South African Airways"
Mum took out some of her latest magazines, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
The mother fainted...
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Cyber-sex-lay-about-and-nerdo-well
Just a piece of information...
It is estimated that 75 percent of Japanese women own vibrators.
The global average is only 47 percent
Perhaps this may be due to the influence of electronics in their society... it is also believed that the next generation of japanese vibrators.."comes" with a robot !
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2"
This makes it all the more funny, when women complain about being shagged, sorry that is when they complain that they have a headache when asked for sex !
A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller [because of the release of endorfines], so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex... Women must be educated on this aspect !
It is believed that one in three men, cheats on his partner, as opposed to one in four women. However it is sad that only 28% of female cheaters get caught, while you don't want to know the male side... it may make you cry !
By the way... a "cybersexlayaboutandneerdowell" is a person who reads sex trivia pages on the Internet...
So thanks for droppin by !!
It is estimated that 75 percent of Japanese women own vibrators.
The global average is only 47 percent
Perhaps this may be due to the influence of electronics in their society... it is also believed that the next generation of japanese vibrators.."comes" with a robot !
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2"
This makes it all the more funny, when women complain about being shagged, sorry that is when they complain that they have a headache when asked for sex !
A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller [because of the release of endorfines], so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex... Women must be educated on this aspect !
It is believed that one in three men, cheats on his partner, as opposed to one in four women. However it is sad that only 28% of female cheaters get caught, while you don't want to know the male side... it may make you cry !
By the way... a "cybersexlayaboutandneerdowell" is a person who reads sex trivia pages on the Internet...
So thanks for droppin by !!
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