Madonna, Britney and Christina Aguilerra

Britney, Madonna and Aguilerra - with due apologies

This is an old one but to be take in light humor.....okay here goes..... Due to a mix-up on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilerra are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging from the celebs and couldn't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 100 million people happy".................

And that was the end of the conversation of Agulerra, Madonna and Britney