Thursday, May 31, 2007

Mind your language

There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, a Sikh and a Frenchman who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appears.

Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to become, and then your wish will come true."

The Frenchman wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE..... The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russians turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER" and he became so contented with his beer pool that he started drinking and forgot about swimming.

The last was the Sikh's turn.... he was running towards the pool when he accidentally steps on a banana peel, slips and says "SHIT" ........ the rest is hisrtory !!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Mind your language; you never know what it will land you in.......

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